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"The most aggravating thing about the younger generation is that I no longer belong to it. " ~~ Albert Einstein

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"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield

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"Vote for the man who promises the least; he”ll be the least disappointing. " ~~ Bernard Baruch

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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. " ~~ Groucho Marx

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"Most often, the man who becomes leader is not the one that knows the way but the one who behaves as if he does. " ~~ Shim’oni

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"Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"Life is just a bowl of pits. " ~~ Rodney Dangerfield

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"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. " ~~ Joan Rivers

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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. " ~~ George Burns

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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. " ~~ Albert Einstein

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