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"We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. " ~~ Phyllis Diller

Filed Under: Children, Education, Humor, Parents, Phyllis Diller

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"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. " ~~ Buddy Hackett

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"I never think of the future – it comes soon enough. " ~~ Albert Einstein

Filed Under: Albert Einstein, Humor, Life

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"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. " ~~ Phyllis Diller

Filed Under: Children, Humor, Parents, Phyllis Diller

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"Assumptions are the termites of relationships." ~~ Henry Winkler

Filed Under: Friendship, Henry Winkler, Humor, Love



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"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. " ~~ Groucho Marx

Filed Under: Books, Education, Groucho Marx, Humor, Television

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"Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? " ~~ Phyllis Diller

Filed Under: Humor, Phyllis Diller, Women

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"Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. " ~~ Milton Berle

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"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before. " ~~ Art Buchwald

Filed Under: Art Buchwald, Government, Humor

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"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. " ~~ Henry Kissinger

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"A good man doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut." ~~ Roseanne Barr

Filed Under: Humor, Marriage, Roseanne Barr, Women

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"If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans." ~~ Yiddish Proverb

Filed Under: Faith, Humor, Yiddish Proverb

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