"Live well. It is the greatest revenge." ~~ Traditional Proverb
"I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard." ~~ Phyllis Diller
"Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage. " ~~ Talmud, Gittin
"Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up either. " ~~ Traditional Proverb
"I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. " ~~ Joan Rivers
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. " ~~ Groucho Marx
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"My favorite animal is steak. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz
"The most aggravating thing about the younger generation is that I no longer belong to it. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield
"Vote for the man who promises the least; he”ll be the least disappointing. " ~~ Bernard Baruch
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