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"I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back." ~~ Henny Youngman

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"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‘page 2.’" ~~ Henny Youngman

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"I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o clock. " ~~ Henny Youngman

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"You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." ~~ Henny Youngman

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"When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say." ~~ Henny Youngman

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