"You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I’ll bet he was glad to get rid of it. " ~~ Groucho Marx
"The hearts of the parents will return though their children." ~~ Malachi 3:24
"Our sages recommended that a father should spend less than his means on food, up to his means on dress, and beyond his means for his wife and children." ~~ Maimonides
"Children grow up, parents grow old." ~~ Yiddish Proverb
"A bundle of reeds cannot be broken by a man; but, taken singly, even a child can break them." ~~ Tanchuma
"Boys should be given bread, old men—oil, babies—honey." ~~ Talmud, Yoma
"The secret things belong unto the Lord our God, but the things that are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever. [Deuteronomy (Devarim) 29:28]—The trouble is that even the revealed things are unseen by us. " ~~ Reuven Alcalay
"Great is the pain of bringing up sons, and greater of bringing up daughters." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"It is easier to have children than to raise them." ~~ Proverbs (Mishle) 22:6
"Educate the youngster according to his way, then, even when he grows old, he shall not depart from it." ~~ Proverbs 22:6
"Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word “collectible” as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz
"In pain shall you bear children. " ~~ Genesis (Bereshit) 3:16