Television Archives - Jewish Quotations

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"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. " ~~ Rod Serling

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"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? " ~~ Art Buchwald

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"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison — if it wasn’t for him, we”d be watching television by candlelight. " ~~ Milton Berle

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"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. " ~~ Groucho Marx

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"Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. " ~~ Ann Landers

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"Television has raised writing to a new low." ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

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"The court of last resort is no longer the Supreme Court. It’s “Nightline.” " ~~ Alan M. Dershowitz

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"Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. " ~~ Ernie Kovacs

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"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. " ~~ Art Buchwald