"A pretty daughter is worth half the dowry." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"A young maid to an old man is like a hard nut to a bad tooth." ~~ Shlomo Rubin
"If your wife be chaste, why should you watch her? If she be not, you will watch her in vain." ~~ Mishle Yehoshua
"Wives save men from sin." ~~ Talmud, Yebamot 63b
"A beautiful wife enlarges a man’s spirit." ~~ [adapted from] Talmud, Berakot 57b
"Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. " ~~ George Burns
"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." ~~ Groucho Marx
"Who marries a worthy wife is kissed by Elijah and loved by the Holy One." ~~ Derekh Eretz R.
"Rain is the husband of the earth." ~~ Talmud, Ta’anit
"The School of Shammai says: A man may not divorce his wife unless he has found unchastity in her. . .The School of Hillel says: He may divorce her even if she spoiled a dish for him . . .Rabbi Akiva says: Even if he found a fairer woman. " ~~ Gittin 9:10
"What is the proper age for wedlock? When you are young, it is too soon, and when you are old, too late." ~~ Wallach
"A man should eat and drink less than he can afford to, dress as well and as much as he can afford to, and lavish more on his wife. " ~~ Talmud, Chullin