"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz
"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. " ~~ Joan Rivers
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. " ~~ George Burns
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run." ~~ Phyllis Diller
"If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books. " ~~ Alan King
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. " ~~ Woody Allen
"Why are our days numbered and not, say lettered? " ~~ Woody Allen
"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. " ~~ Art Buchwald
"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. " ~~ Groucho Marx
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. " ~~ Groucho Marx
"Comedy is very controlling – you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase ‘making people laugh.’ You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused. " ~~ Gilda Radner
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