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"I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. " ~~ Jackie Mason

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"It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like. " ~~ Jackie Mason

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"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant — even if they wanted to be one?" ~~ Jackie Mason

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"My grandfather always said, ‘Don’t watch your money; watch your health.’ So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. " ~~ Jackie Mason

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"I was so self-conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me." ~~ Jackie Mason

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"It is more profitable for your Congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. " ~~ Jackie Mason

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"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. " ~~ Jackie Mason

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