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"Worries go down better with soup than without." ~~ Traditional Proverb

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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. " ~~ Oscar Levant

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"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. " ~~ Groucho Marx

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"Children ask better questions than adults. “May I have a cookie?” “Why is the sky blue?” and “What does a cow say?” are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than “Where’s your manuscript?” Why haven’t you called?” and “Who’s your lawyer?” " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. " ~~ Henry Youngman

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"Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week." ~~ Bette Midler

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"Communism is like one big phone company. " ~~ Lenny Bruce

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"All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. " ~~ Marcel Proust

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"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. " ~~ Phyllis Diller

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"Television has raised writing to a new low." ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

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"I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." ~~ Woody Allen

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