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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. " ~~ Gilda Radner

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"Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others." ~~ Groucho Marx

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"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it. " ~~ Albert Einstein

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"Live well. It is the greatest revenge." ~~ Traditional Proverb

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"Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house. " ~~ Traditional Proverb

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"Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard." ~~ Phyllis Diller

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"As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes. " ~~ Mel Brooks

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"Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage. " ~~ Talmud, Gittin

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"Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up either. " ~~ Traditional Proverb

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"I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"There is only one way to find out if a man is honest—ask him. If he says “yes,” you know he’s crooked." ~~ Groucho Marx

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