"A politician is someone who will double-cross that bridge when he comes to it." ~~ Oscar Levant
"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. " ~~ Oscar Levant
"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. " ~~ Oscar Levant
"Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath. " ~~ Oscar Levant
"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. " ~~ Oscar Levant
"Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember. " ~~ Oscar Levant
"There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. " ~~ Oscar Levant
"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. " ~~ Oscar Levant