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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned with. " ~~ Roseanne Barr

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"If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. " ~~ Albert Einstein

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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. " ~~ Phyllis Diller

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"The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair. " ~~ George Burns

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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. " ~~ Benjamin Disraeli

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"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. " ~~ Henry A. Kissinger

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"It is more profitable for your Congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. " ~~ Jackie Mason

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"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. " ~~ Jackie Mason

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"Not the cardplayer pays the penalty but only the man who knows not how to play, yet does." ~~ Yiddish Proverb

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"Communism is like one big phone company. " ~~ Lenny Bruce

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"It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than by 60 million for something you’re not." ~~ Albert Brooks

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