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"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens. " ~~ Benjamin Disraeli

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"Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. " ~~ Albert Einstein

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"The hardest thing in the world to understand, is income tax." ~~ Albert Einstein

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"You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made. " ~~ George Burns

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"For every woman who makes a fool out of a man, there is another woman who makes a man out of a fool." ~~ Samuel Hoffman

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"Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them. " ~~ Benjamin Disraeli

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"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. " ~~ Groucho Marx

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"The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. " ~~ Bette Midler

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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned with. " ~~ Roseanne Barr

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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. " ~~ Phyllis Diller

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"The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. " ~~ Benjamin Disraeli

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