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"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it’s their fault. " ~~ Henry Kissinger

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"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think." ~~ Milton Berle

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"A curse? You should have a lot of money, but you should be the only one in your family with it." ~~ Ernst Lubitsch

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"I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"There are really only three types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, “What happened?” " ~~ Ann Landers

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"Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending." ~~ Neil Simon

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"He who limps is still walking. " ~~ Joan Rivers

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. " ~~ Henry Youngman

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"A Hospital is no place to be sick. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

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"Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. " ~~ Dr. Joyce Brothers

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"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they”ve come up with so far. " ~~ Neil Simon

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"What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth. " ~~ Traditional Proverb

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