"I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard." ~~ Phyllis Diller
"Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up either. " ~~ Traditional Proverb
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. " ~~ Joan Rivers
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"My favorite animal is steak. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield
"Vote for the man who promises the least; he”ll be the least disappointing. " ~~ Bernard Baruch
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon. " ~~ Woody Allen
"She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. " ~~ Groucho Marx
"Most often, the man who becomes leader is not the one that knows the way but the one who behaves as if he does. " ~~ Shim’oni
"Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. " ~~ Woody Allen
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 16
- 17
- 18
- 19
- 20
- 21
- Next Page »