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"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

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"He who limps is still walking. " ~~ Joan Rivers

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"You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. " ~~ Henry Youngman

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"One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you’re a star you’re dead already. You’re embalmed." ~~ Dustin Hoffman

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"A Hospital is no place to be sick. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

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"My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one. " ~~ Groucho Marx

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"Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. " ~~ Dr. Joyce Brothers

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"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they”ve come up with so far. " ~~ Neil Simon

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"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. " ~~ Sam Levenson

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"What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth. " ~~ Traditional Proverb

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"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. " ~~ Albert Einstein

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