Jewish Quotations

"A good man doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut." ~~ Roseanne Barr

"Unreasoning hatred is as bad as three sins: idolatry, incest and bloodshed. " ~~ Talmud, Yoma

"If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans." ~~ Yiddish Proverb

"The darkest hour of night heralds break of dawn." ~~ Ladino Proverb

"You shall not put a stumbling-block before the blind. " ~~ Leviticus (Vayikra) 19:14

"Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. " ~~ Ernie Kovacs

"Who has the cash in his hand has the upper hand." ~~ Talmud, Bava Metzia

"He who studies but does not repeat his lessons is as one who plants but does not enjoy the fruit." ~~ Talmud, Sanhedrin 90

"No man should lead himself into temptation." ~~ Talmud, Sanhedrin

"He who promises runs in debt." ~~ Talmud

"All melodies come from the source of sanctity." ~~ Nachman of Bratslav

"What you give to charity in health is gold; in sickness, is silver, and after death, is copper." ~~ Tosafot of the Pentateuch