"I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens. " ~~ Benjamin Disraeli
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. " ~~ Sam Levenson
"One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you’re a star you’re dead already. You’re embalmed." ~~ Dustin Hoffman
"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. " ~~ Woody Allen
"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." ~~ Groucho Marx
"You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn
"If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. " ~~ Henry Youngman
"My biggest nightmare is I’m driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: ‘Please help me.’ And the people say: ‘Hey, you look like…’ And I’m dying while they’re wondering whether I’m Barbra Streisand. " ~~ Barbra Streisand
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it. " ~~ Albert Einstein
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