"Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying the grudge the other guy’s out dancing. " ~~ Buddy Hackett
"It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than by 60 million for something you’re not." ~~ Albert Brooks
"I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. " ~~ Bette Midler
"If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. " ~~ Phyllis Diller
"You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone." ~~ Phyllis Diller
"I just got wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida. They found land on my property. " ~~ Milton Berle
"Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. " ~~ George Burns
"If I could drop dead right now, I”d be the happiest man alive. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. " ~~ Henry Youngman
"Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. " ~~ Albert Einstein
"Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it. " ~~ Danny Kaye
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