"Too many captains will sink a ship." ~~ Talmud
"I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn
"I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people." ~~ Rodney Dangerfield
"I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. " ~~ Jackie Mason
"Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. " ~~ George Burns
"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. " ~~ Woody Allen
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it’s their fault. " ~~ Henry Kissinger
"Don’t carry a grudge. While you’re carrying the grudge the other guy’s out dancing. " ~~ Buddy Hackett
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think." ~~ Milton Berle
"A curse? You should have a lot of money, but you should be the only one in your family with it." ~~ Ernst Lubitsch
"I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. " ~~ Woody Allen
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