"It is not what a mother says of her daughter, but what the neighbors say, that matters." ~~ Shocher Tov
"You’ve got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I’ll bet he was glad to get rid of it. " ~~ Groucho Marx
"A child’s tears move the heavens themselves." ~~ Talmud, Nedarim
"When an orphan smiles, heaven and earth smile with him." ~~ Ladino Proverb
"A child’s simple sense is a kind of wisdom." ~~ Talmud, Nedarim
"I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz
"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant — even if they wanted to be one?" ~~ Jackie Mason
"It is enough that our wives bring up our children and save us from sin." ~~ Talmud, Yevamot
"What do you call the grandchildren of intermarried Jews? Christians." ~~ Milton Himmelfarb
"Parents of young children should realize that few people, and maybe no one, will find their children as enchanting as they do." ~~ Barbara Walters
"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. " ~~ Groucho Marx
"The talk of the child in the street is that of his father or mother at home." ~~ Talmud, Sotah
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