"Who is a hero? The man that turns an enemy into a friend." ~~ Avot Derabbi Nathan
"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. " ~~ Rod Serling
"The patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit." ~~ Ecclesiastes (Kohelet) 7:8
"What is the meaning of “Hide not yourself from your own flesh!” (Isaiah 58:7)? It means: from your divorced wife." ~~ Yalkut Shim’oni
"Evil does not prevail until it is given power." ~~ Rabbi El’azar in The Zohar
"To work for another man is often like taking honey from a bee: accompanied by a sting." ~~ The Ropshitzer Rabbi
"All Jews are brothers." ~~ Tanchuma
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. " ~~ Milton Berle
"He who limps is still walking. " ~~ Joan Rivers
"No spot in the Land of Israel is empty of God’s Presence. " ~~ Numbers (Bamidbar) R.
"Patience is already half way to knowledge." ~~ Ladino Proverb
"A good book is like a beautiful garden which you can carry in your hand." ~~ Chananya Reichman