"A good man doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut." ~~ Roseanne Barr
"The tavern will not spoil the good nor school mend the bad." ~~ Yiddish Proverb
"There never was a wedding without a worry." ~~ Reuven Alcalay
"Good sense makes a man slow to anger." ~~ Proverbs 19:11
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before. " ~~ Art Buchwald
"Every dogma has its day." ~~ Israel Zangwill
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. " ~~ George Burns
"Who has won wisdom has won everything." ~~ Ma’alat Hamiddot
"When the shepherd goes astray, his sheep stray after him." ~~ Pirke Derabbi Eliezer
"A man’s clothes are the index of his character." ~~ Nachman of Bratslav
"I am responsible for any damage caused by my charge." ~~ Bava Qamma 1:2
"Every dream has a particle of prophecy in it." ~~ Talmud, Berakhot