Jewish Quotations

"A word to the wise is enough, but a fool needs a fist." ~~ Midrash Mishle

"Keeping you well is the basis of medicine." ~~ Mozne Zedeq

"Grammar is to speech what salt is to food, it should be in the right dose." ~~ Moshe Ben Ezra

"The Sabbath is the Queen of the week." ~~ Talmud, Shabbat 119a

"Never open your mouth to Satan! " ~~ Talmud, Berakhot

"A good man doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut." ~~ Roseanne Barr

"Unreasoning hatred is as bad as three sins: idolatry, incest and bloodshed. " ~~ Talmud, Yoma

"If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans." ~~ Yiddish Proverb

"The darkest hour of night heralds break of dawn." ~~ Ladino Proverb

"You shall not put a stumbling-block before the blind. " ~~ Leviticus (Vayikra) 19:14

"Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. " ~~ Ernie Kovacs

"Who has the cash in his hand has the upper hand." ~~ Talmud, Bava Metzia