"For lack of wood the fire goes out, and, where no whisperer is, quarrelling ceases." ~~ Proverbs (Mishle) 26:20
"When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. " ~~ Henry Youngman
"The good deeds of parents are a happy augury for their children." ~~ Talmud, Sota
"Cherish forever what makes you unique, because you’re really a yawn if it goes. " ~~ Bette Midler
"Three keys are kept in God’s hands and never delivered to an angel: one of them is the key to rain." ~~ Talmud, Ta’anit
"If a poor man comes to you in the morning, give him alms, and if in the evening, give him again! " ~~ Genesis (Bereshit) R.
"Shame not the old: we shall all be numbered among them." ~~ Ben Sira 8:6
"Even one ear of corn is not exactly like another." ~~ Talmud, Sanhedrin 4:9
"Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week." ~~ Bette Midler
"We must magnify the light, not fight the darkness." ~~ Aaron David Gordon
"One should not rear a vicious dog in one’s home. " ~~ Talmud, Ketubot
"Communism is like one big phone company. " ~~ Lenny Bruce
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