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"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"Eighty percent of success is showing up." ~~ Woody Allen

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"It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune." ~~ Woody Allen

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"I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland." ~~ Woody Allen

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"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look. " ~~ Woody Allen

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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon. " ~~ Woody Allen

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