"If a horse with four legs can sometimes stumble, how much more a man with only one tongue! " ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"Even the luckless need some luck." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"It is hard to be a Jew." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"There is no man who has not his own pack of troubles." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"A kind word is no substitute for a piece of herring or a bag of oats." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"It is not the sin that drives one crazy it’s the desire to sin." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"Gossip: nature’s telephone." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"Every Jew must either give or take charity for Passover." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"You don’t have to be big to be great." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"There is nobody as wise as a whipped dog." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"Adam was the luckiest of men: he had no mother-in-law." ~~ Shalom Aleichem
"When partners multiply, so do arguments." ~~ Shalom Aleichem