"There’s nothing funny about flying to Houston." ~~ Albert Brooks
"It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than by 60 million for something you’re not." ~~ Albert Brooks
"When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up." ~~ Albert Brooks
"In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle." ~~ Albert Brooks