Humor

"If I could drop dead right now, I"d be the happiest man alive. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

Filed under: Humor, Life, Samuel Goldwyn

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. " ~~ Joan Rivers

Filed under: Health and Medicine, Humor, Joan Rivers

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. " ~~ Groucho Marx

Filed under: Groucho Marx, Humor, Wisdom

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. " ~~ Jack Benny

Filed under: Golden Years, Health and Medicine, Humor, Jack Benny

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. " ~~ Groucho Marx

Filed under: Groucho Marx, Humor, Justice and Law, Music

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. " ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

Filed under: Business and Money, Humor, Samuel Goldwyn

"Humility is no substitute for a good personality. " ~~ Fran Lebowitz

Filed under: Fran Lebowitz, Humor

"Communism is like one big phone company. " ~~ Lenny Bruce

Filed under: Government, Humor, Lenny Bruce

"Let's have some new cliches." ~~ Samuel Goldwyn

Filed under: Humor, Samuel Goldwyn, Wisdom

"The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity. " ~~ Marcel Proust

Filed under: Humor, Marcel Proust

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