Roseanne Barr

"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job." ~~ Roseanne Barr

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"The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it." ~~ Roseanne Barr

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"I know how to do anything -- I'm a mom." ~~ Roseanne Barr

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"A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut." ~~ Roseanne Barr

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"The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it." ~~ Roseanne Barr

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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. " ~~ Roseanne Barr

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